the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!
no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!
no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!
i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!
due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!
due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
by michael foolsley May 30, 2022
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-Damn, my life got half for first time!
-Mine second time.
-Mine Alyx time!
-Damn, y'all lucky, but I got "Half-Life 4"
-Isn't Half-Life a game?
-Mine second time.
-Mine Alyx time!
-Damn, y'all lucky, but I got "Half-Life 4"
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Alice: What’s with JJ? He almost got caught spray painting on the dorms!
Bob: Sorry. JJ’s going through a College-Life Crisis right now. he’s trying to keep himself from being remembered as lame.
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Contrary to what you may have learned from Anime or Porn. Women in real life does not have big breasts nor asses, and that is ok. They will not automatically aproach you with romantic nor sexual interest, and that is ok. Just undestand that like men, every single women has a diferent desire or taste for love. Of course, some things are more general like others, like been clean, correctly shaved or have a good bear,use of deodorant and cologne, and been well dressed.
Like you, women have physical and psychological limits. Maybe someones can deepthroat and others not (and that is ok), maybe someones are grossed by a particular position and other loved it.
And of course, they all have a variety of body forms: Some are big, some are small, some are flat and some are fat. (And that is ok)
One last important thing: DO NOT think about women like porn-tags: If some girl is more active and tomboys that others, them she is like that and period. If a girl is very big and strong like a amazon, them she is like that and period. And of course, like every single other healthy human been, they love to be loved.
Contrary to what you may have learned from Anime or Porn. Women in real life does not have big breasts nor asses, and that is ok. They will not automatically aproach you with romantic nor sexual interest, and that is ok. Just undestand that like men, every single women has a diferent desire or taste for love. Of course, some things are more general like others, like been clean, correctly shaved or have a good bear,use of deodorant and cologne, and been well dressed.
Like you, women have physical and psychological limits. Maybe someones can deepthroat and others not (and that is ok), maybe someones are grossed by a particular position and other loved it.
And of course, they all have a variety of body forms: Some are big, some are small, some are flat and some are fat. (And that is ok)
One last important thing: DO NOT think about women like porn-tags: If some girl is more active and tomboys that others, them she is like that and period. If a girl is very big and strong like a amazon, them she is like that and period. And of course, like every single other healthy human been, they love to be loved.
"To Court a Real Life Women"
~By Fgyjt
"Gently grab and carry her (or let her grab you if she is bigger and stronger that you) and carry her to a soft surface, preferable a bed"
"Carefully lay her down on the surface and get on top of her without pressing any of her muscles"
"Hugs and kisses"
"Foreplay is king"
"Communication"
"Use protection"
"After sex, always cuddles."
~By Fgyjt
"Gently grab and carry her (or let her grab you if she is bigger and stronger that you) and carry her to a soft surface, preferable a bed"
"Carefully lay her down on the surface and get on top of her without pressing any of her muscles"
"Hugs and kisses"
"Foreplay is king"
"Communication"
"Use protection"
"After sex, always cuddles."
by Fgyjt June 5, 2023
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