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Fuck You Tip
A Fuck You Tip is given, when, in a coffee shop, deli, or any store with a tip jar, the customer tips the clerk with change that is 10 cents or less. This is called a fuck you tip because, although your giving the person money, it is an insult to give someone such a smalll amount of money as a tip".
*Customer orders a coffee which costs $1.97*
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*Customer hands clerk 2 dollars*
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*Customer receives 3 cents change
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*Customer puts that 3 cents in the tip jar
"Hey man, I gave that deli worker today a fuck you tip. my order came out to $9.92 and I threw him a 10 dollar bill. Then he gave me the 8 cents back and I threw it in the tip jar, it was great!"
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*Customer hands clerk 2 dollars*
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*Customer receives 3 cents change
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*Customer puts that 3 cents in the tip jar
"Hey man, I gave that deli worker today a fuck you tip. my order came out to $9.92 and I threw him a 10 dollar bill. Then he gave me the 8 cents back and I threw it in the tip jar, it was great!"
Fuck You Tip by dreyqio9231 June 16, 2009
Fuck sakes
Fuck sakes by Indaba April 30, 2006
fuck potato
When you heat it up in the microwave 5 mins and then make a slit it down the middle, put some butter in it (to make it wet), then put your dick into it and fuck the shit out of it, or even your vagina. Scissor that bitch.
fuck potato by Fuck her right in the pussy!! August 1, 2014
fuck-me band
The Australian slang term for a "jelly bracelet".
They may either be the generic solid colored plastic bands, or the relatively current trend in New South Wales of using the flat sleeve from the inside of a Coke bottle lid. They are crafted into bracelets by removing the centre leaving a 3mm rim, sucking on them until they're warm and soft, and stretching it slowly around the hand until it's on the wrist.
The meaning of fuck-me bands is quite blatant - they are worn predominantly by prepubescent sluts and skanks, and if broken one should copulate with the individual who broke it.
Many Australians wear these bands for years, and eventually they have grown around them and can't remove them. They don't take the "purpose" seriously, but can often be seen as immature simply for wearing these bands.
They may either be the generic solid colored plastic bands, or the relatively current trend in New South Wales of using the flat sleeve from the inside of a Coke bottle lid. They are crafted into bracelets by removing the centre leaving a 3mm rim, sucking on them until they're warm and soft, and stretching it slowly around the hand until it's on the wrist.
The meaning of fuck-me bands is quite blatant - they are worn predominantly by prepubescent sluts and skanks, and if broken one should copulate with the individual who broke it.
Many Australians wear these bands for years, and eventually they have grown around them and can't remove them. They don't take the "purpose" seriously, but can often be seen as immature simply for wearing these bands.
fuck-me band by ldne May 16, 2005