dick texting

When a guy you have no type of sexual relationship with sends you a text at an extremely late (or early) hour wanting some sort of sexual favor - similar to sleep texting, but with their dick.

Friend1: So "bob" was dick texting me last night :/
Friend 2: no wayyy! What did he say?
Friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 YEARS AGO!!

by MysticFire April 30, 2011

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Shroom dick

When you can't get an erection while tripping on shrooms. Some men are unaffected, but it is usually very disappointing for those that are.

Emily and I did an eighth together and were gonna bang, but unfortunately I got shroom dick and we couldn't do anything.

by Shadesbane43 May 18, 2014

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Leather dick

The part of a soft leather belt that hangs down in front of a man's pant zipper; usually 3-6 inches of excess belt due to either the man's laziness or cheapness to buy a correct-fitting belt.

Jim came out of the bathroom and forgot to tuck his belt into the belt loop, which resulted in an impressive six inch leather dick.

by Twogeniuses September 25, 2011

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dick spanker

Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant.

You're 25 and still a virgin?! You must be a real dick spanker.

by FroggyJ April 27, 2006

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After a wonderful Christmas lunch with the family, you and your girlfriend retreat to a quiet corner of the house, where she proceeds to give you a handjob. However, one detail has been overlooked. The glitter from the $20 pack of Christmas bon bons is all over her hand, and subsequently all over your dick. Also referred to as 'party pole'.

"Oh my god, I can't believe she disco dick'd me. I feel so festive!"

by dingleberry7 December 26, 2017

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