Slack dick

noun. 1. A person (male) that doesn't draw up to the challenge of a female counterpart. 2. Impotent

Slack dick: A male tennis player that fails to cover his partner in a mixed double.

by Hollis Wong and Daniel Mckay January 2, 2009

Shroom dick

When you can't get an erection while tripping on shrooms. Some men are unaffected, but it is usually very disappointing for those that are.

Emily and I did an eighth together and were gonna bang, but unfortunately I got shroom dick and we couldn't do anything.

by Shadesbane43 May 18, 2014

dick cannon

1. When a male orgasms so intensely that his testicles are blasted out of his body via the urethra alongside the ejaculate, much like a massive cannon being fired.

Matt's dick cannon last night left him tired and possibly infertile.

by Bored ALTs July 28, 2014

Electro-Dick

To statically charge one's pubes and proceed to shock another person with their penis.

I electro-dicked Carl after a few too many beers.

by Carl Anus March 30, 2015

Anaconda dick

A particularly large penis

"I had sex with Cody last night and man did he have an Anaconda Dick"

by BriannaXOXO June 9, 2015

rhino dick

An uncircumcised Penis that's so big it look like a rhino

My man got a rhino dick
Ew it's a rhino dick

by Therachetassqueen November 3, 2015

Disco Dick

After a wonderful Christmas lunch with the family, you and your girlfriend retreat to a quiet corner of the house, where she proceeds to give you a handjob. However, one detail has been overlooked. The glitter from the $20 pack of Christmas bon bons is all over her hand, and subsequently all over your dick. Also referred to as 'party pole'.

"Oh my god, I can't believe she disco dick'd me. I feel so festive!"

by dingleberry7 December 26, 2017