Donkey Noodle

When somebody takes a pool noodle and inserts their human noodle into it and attempts to suck it from the other side of the pool noodle.

Johnny was donkey noodle-ing the other day.

by chuckenUwU February 2, 2024

donkey cheer

Giving false support to a movement or ideology.
To be seen as shallowly virtuous without giving proper thought or appropriate analysis to a thing.
Agreeing with the mob or popular opinion without forming one’s own defense of such a position

He never had an argument for his social justice position. He followed the crowd and gave a donkey cheer at the right moments.

by Hugh Wards February 10, 2024

donky shronk

A word with absolutely no meaning whatsoever. However, the word is often used in inconspicuous and mysterious ways to deter someone.

John: Such a beautiful day out today isn't it?
Riley: Yeah, the presence of donky shronk is magnificent.
John: What?

2nd Example:
Tony: This chicken is great, did you cook it yourself?
Riley: Yes, I even added extra donky shronk, can you taste the donky shronk?
Tony: What is that?

3rd Example:
Bill: Where do you plan on going this evening?
Riley: I think we should go to donky shronk
Bill: What?

by supertzar November 16, 2023

Donkey wonk

A rude nickname for something that is frustrating you and you don't know what to say.

printer: *no paper*

“it has paper you fucking donkey wonk”

by Donkeywonk November 17, 2023

Donkey

An animal with 4 legs used that can fly.

That donkey is flying at the speed of light

by The king of the road November 25, 2023

Donkey

An animal which can fly.

Donkeys can fly

by The king of the road November 25, 2023

donkey knot

When three men tie their penises together in a counterclockwise overhand knot and proceed to shuffle back and forth until the knot is fully winched or until the first man ejaculates

My friend Carlos said he was busy and couldn’t go to the bar my best guess is he it’s currently stuck in a donkey knot with his roommates

by Junebug02 December 3, 2023