18 hole flu

A mystery illness that usually occurs on a Friday or a Monday, typically during the spring, summer, and early fall on fair, sunny days. Symptoms include distraction and an urge to call in sick. The only known treatment is to increase use of recreational facilities, such as golf courses, city parks, or beaches.

"This is the second Friday in a row that Bob's called out sick."

"Yeah, and it's 75 and cloudless today. Pretty sure he's got a nasty case of the 18 hole flu."

by mcb1971 September 4, 2013

First Law of Holes

"If you find yourself in a hole, your first course of action should be to stop digging." If you find yourself in a bad situation, stop doing something that is actively making it worse.

Dylan got himself into trouble with the cops. He didn't remember the first law of holes and started fighting with them.

by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019

Hang my holes

2 dicks in a vagina and 2 in the asshole

Hang my holes now

by Rdrrfvgvgvggg February 10, 2017

Cats bum hole

When u roll and the paper goes over the filter and it looks like a (cats) bum hole

Give me your lighter I need to burn off the cats bum hole

by Dig priz June 12, 2018

Trap Hole into the socks

Typical Italian proverb, used to describe an instinctive reaction that turns a disadvantage into a favorable action.
It derives from Trap Hole, a Yu-gi-oh card often used to start a counterattack

A:"Che goal, sono riusciti a pareggiare proprio all'ultimo!"
B:"lo hai detto, questo è il classico Buco trappola nei calzettoni"
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A:"What a goal, they managed to equalize at the very last second!"
B:"Of course, this Is the classic Trap Hole into the socks"

by coleos December 12, 2016

hole expansion pack

when you finger her asshole with one hand and finger her vagina with the other hand and then stick both of your hands in her mouth.

i gave her a hole expansion pack. her holes are bigger now.

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 March 12, 2023

cordless hole puncher

any type of pew pew

"there are two types of people in this world: those who carry cordless hole punchers, and those who don't."

by beam of the moon June 27, 2023