a girl who literally reads smut everynight on wattpad and by reaching page 8 will have her breathing labored as fuck and finds herself touching her clit. easily aroused. sexual as fuck.
alex: *moans*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm
uh fuck
*arches back*
*squirts*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm
uh fuck
*arches back*
*squirts*
by WHATTHEFU July 1, 2018

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by SPILTHETEASIS October 20, 2019

this person thinks a microwave is a computer he also thinks a t.v. is a computer
you should not be friends with an alex
you should not be friends with an alex
hi im alex
by bradisdumb October 16, 2019

To pull a Sour Alex is to come up with an extremely ambitious task and pursue it with great confidence.
Guy 1: I'm gonna cure cancer.
Guy 1: *actually does it*
Guy 2: damn you really pulled a sour alex there
Guy 1: *actually does it*
Guy 2: damn you really pulled a sour alex there
by builtinaday_ November 1, 2021
