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alex

a girl who literally reads smut everynight on wattpad and by reaching page 8 will have her breathing labored as fuck and finds herself touching her clit. easily aroused. sexual as fuck.
alex: *moans*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm

uh fuck

*arches back*

*squirts*
by WHATTHEFU July 1, 2018
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Alex

i'm alex (Mega gay)
by YesOfCourseOrNo February 27, 2023
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alex mckenzie

Man, Alex Mckenzie didn’t download Halo Infinite
by Not Khavarn November 22, 2021
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ALEX

A ginger with a big ego and a very small penis
"Have you seen Alex's dick it's so small"
"I bet you Alex's dick is small"
by bitchwhore111 February 24, 2020
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Alex

Is sometimes nice way to obsessed with xbox/ps4/Nintendo and never brushes there teeth
Alex's breath stinks he never gets of fortnite
by SPILTHETEASIS October 20, 2019
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alex

this person thinks a microwave is a computer he also thinks a t.v. is a computer
you should not be friends with an alex
hi im alex
by bradisdumb October 16, 2019
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Sour Alex

To pull a Sour Alex is to come up with an extremely ambitious task and pursue it with great confidence.
Guy 1: I'm gonna cure cancer.
Guy 1: *actually does it*
Guy 2: damn you really pulled a sour alex there
by builtinaday_ November 1, 2021
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