Two Bit

In Aussie (just speaking for Brisbane) a two bit is someone who always has to put their "two cents" in ie someone who pipes up with a usually negative/irrelevant opinion just for the sake of having their say (lol!). Similar to a jump-up, but they're usually just a bit too keen/more worthwhile than a two bit :)

Shut up you little two bit, what the hell you know don't chime in with shit when they're trying to save their relationship!

by 1FB May 30, 2019

Two load tango

When two guys in a MMF threesome cum in the woman at the same time. Especially so if both men are bisexual.

Alyssa is such an ally, she’s perfected the art of the two load tango.

by BigOlGreg123 April 30, 2022

two toke chase

A stoner game where the participants arrange themselves in a circle, and each take turns to take two tokes on a marijuana joint. The game requires that you take two tokes, pass the joint on to the next person in the circle, and hold your breath until the joint is passed back to you. Obviously, the more players of the game, the harder this is.

Minor variants on the rules exist - some players suggest that you're allowed to take one normal deep breath before your two tokes, other people insist that you may not breathe air at all.

Anyone who takes a breath before the joint is passed back to them is a loser and is out of the game. The winner is the last man (or woman) standing. Some conventions dictate that the winner must finish the joint on their own, others say they can save it for later.

Wanna play two toke chase?

by SlinQ April 30, 2019

six and two threes

Same difference

It is completely not the same as 'six of one and half a dozen of the other'

'They've only got Fosters and Carling, which one do you want?'

'Six and two threes, they're both shite'

by Scorer1982 February 6, 2015

Two door squat

opening both the front and back doors on your vehicle in order to "do your business" on the side of the road. Used to keep passing cars from seeing your exposed state.

Well now it was a long trip and I didn't wanna pull off the highway so I did a two door squat right off mile marker 234.

by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021

two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything

to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment

by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014

Three on two

Also called the porn star. Three men on two women.

There's a three on two... oh, you mean the porn star. No an odd-man rush... yeah, a porn star. Duh.....

by Big Bud X2 April 26, 2025