Nuts Kind

This simply means cool, crazy, sweet, gnarly, nalz or awesomeness.

-This is teenaged slang used mostly in Hawaiian.

Nalz: I tre flipped El Toro's man!

Jackmaster3000: Dude that is freakin' Nuts Kind brah!

by Nalz April 18, 2009

Primal Nut

(Noun) A person who satisfies our most primal and evolutionary instincts to mate with the most biologically fit organism to produce offspring. A primal nut is someone who is traditionally good-looking and makes you buss a nut just looking at them

“You know Brad Johnson on the football team? BIG primal nut”

by Swegolicious July 4, 2019

deez nuts

deez nuts !!!(^_^)

teacher:whats the answer to last nights question?
cody: deez nuts

teacher:omg *slaps forehead*

by bignutsackfandom November 11, 2020

Numb Nuts

Those who think they’re sly robbing dudes.

Me: This piece of human garbage Timothy just stole from my autistic friend Austin.
Bro: Is Austin the one that has that gay truck?

Me: yeah, but Timothy’s a real Numb Nuts

by Hankcox November 5, 2019

stunt nuts

n. refers to a male porn double who's hired to perform a perilous sex act.

Director - Ready for the next scene, Johnny boy?

Johnny - You mean the one havin' me run and jump off the roof onto a lady effectively ballin her like a Spiderman? You're gonna have to pay me a lot more for that!

Director - Dammit Johnny...STUNT NUTS!!

by smarfling January 15, 2011

Half Nut

A person who is below the average height. Meaning only half of the little swimmer nut made it.

OMG! Alex is such a half nut! 👀

by ppveryhard April 22, 2020

Golden Nut

To achieve this particular nut, one must achieve orgasm nirvana. The golden nut is when a man jacks off and when he cums he can feel the nut rush out of his testicles, through the tubes, and out the tip. Happens once in a lifetime, the best jizz of your life.

John asked “Have you found Orgasm Nirvana?”
Ethan Johnson replies, “No, I have not had my golden nut,”

by SeniorPicklez September 27, 2017