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Father’s Day

A day when single mums and millions of kids around the world feel anger, pain, and suffering, because of an absent, irresponsible, or unfaithful man in their lives—when mums encourage their children to look up to God, their Heavenly Father, instead.
Celebrating Father’s Day is mostly a no-show in most families, compared to Mother’s Day, which brings about much appreciation, joy, and happiness among the children.
by MathPlus June 17, 2018
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Motherfuckers Day

John: Hey Doug, Happy Motherfuckers Day, motherfucker !

Doug: That's today? Shit, I forgot to buy my dad a present.
by babybeeks July 22, 2014
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one day

The day after the day that was after the day that something was planned to happen. (Usually having to do with regret or missed opportunities.)
I regret not telling you. I am so sorry, one day...
by Zoo-Boy October 28, 2011
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Mme Day

mon mere est mme day!
by N/A October 24, 2003
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Pay Day

A gargantuant penis with a layer of large bumps around the shaft.
Don't touch my pay day, its for my girlfriend!
by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 12, 2011
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Jasmine Day

If you have a jasmine day, you are the luckiest person alive. having a jasmine day in your life is an extremely important thing, as a jasmine day will make you feel, happy, safe, and cared for. a jasmine day will comfort you in any time of need, even if the jasmine day is sad, she will always put your happiness first, and if she cannot do that, she will try her hardest until you feel the slightest bit of comfort. jasmine day is considered a literal godess as people stare at her in literal awe, people oftenly get jealous of the jasmine or you, if you have her as a friend, or lover. if she is considered a lover, she will love you to infinity and back. she will never get bored of you, and she will care for you until there is nothing to care about anymore. the jasmine is beautiful, looks better than a supermodel, and the better thing is she dosent wear makeup, so she dosent need to think she is ugly without her makeup on, because there is none. jasmine day is respectfully the most amazing, funny, awesome, adorable and protective, is there someone bothering you? Jasmine will be on it in no time. everyone loves a jasmine with them. she is absolutely amazing.
Jasmine Day is so supportive, i want to be with her forever!
by lilbrikkie >:) April 24, 2022
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Valentine's Day

when u were a child u asked wtf do i need a valentine for? well chocolate, now u ask wtf do i need a valentine for? u answered ass :}
Valentine's Day -

10yr boy : GIVE ME THAT CHOCOLATE!
18yr boy : GIVE ME THAT ASS!!
by Failrr5Lyfe March 1, 2014
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