by Cumslut55 April 4, 2022

That's a load of spoiled milk.
by Waddletastic February 6, 2019

by NotAreaLDude December 28, 2023

by Drob is dope August 22, 2018

A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.
"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"
"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"
"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"
by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

by honeymilkactivist June 1, 2020

Someone who is being silly, adorable like a little ball of milk, crazy, or being a weirdo. The meaning depends on the context.
Person 1: “OMG! He’s so cute! He’s my little baby milk ball!”
Person 2: “Aww! You guys are the cutest couple.”
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Person 1: “Ewww! He’s being so creepy and weird. I’m so scared.”
Person 2: “WTF! He’s such a milk ball…”
Person 2: “Aww! You guys are the cutest couple.”
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Person 1: “Ewww! He’s being so creepy and weird. I’m so scared.”
Person 2: “WTF! He’s such a milk ball…”
by Ril the critter January 24, 2025
