back hole of a heart

The backhole of a heart is a large, valveless vein (aka the superior vena cava or SVC) that conveys deoxygenated blood from the upper half of the body and returns it to the right atrium. The SVC may experience a breakphase where the heart quiets down in order to expell any excess waste. This waste makes the back hole very slippery, thus making it perfect for heartanal.

"I feel like the back hole of my heart was about to burst last night... he was just so big..."

"..um, what is the back hole of a heart?"

"oh you poor thing.. you've been missing out! I can ask my friend, he'll show you. ehehe."
"uhh alright i guess?"

by IcedCoffeeBaconOil November 24, 2019

Sausage & pork hole?

A discrete way of asking for oral sex.

"Do you want sausage & pork hole?'

by Nohappienesswithoutcqre April 13, 2016

sink hole asshole

An asshole that has been fucked. As such, it displays a sunken quality much like that of a sink hole you might find in your backyard.

"What's a good place to get lost in Maine?"

"The photographer's sink hole asshole"

by Mr. Shwizzle October 20, 2009

Cats bum hole

When u roll and the paper goes over the filter and it looks like a (cats) bum hole

Give me your lighter I need to burn off the cats bum hole

by Dig priz June 12, 2018

18 hole flu

A mystery illness that usually occurs on a Friday or a Monday, typically during the spring, summer, and early fall on fair, sunny days. Symptoms include distraction and an urge to call in sick. The only known treatment is to increase use of recreational facilities, such as golf courses, city parks, or beaches.

"This is the second Friday in a row that Bob's called out sick."

"Yeah, and it's 75 and cloudless today. Pretty sure he's got a nasty case of the 18 hole flu."

by mcb1971 September 4, 2013

First Law of Holes

"If you find yourself in a hole, your first course of action should be to stop digging." If you find yourself in a bad situation, stop doing something that is actively making it worse.

Dylan got himself into trouble with the cops. He didn't remember the first law of holes and started fighting with them.

by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019

Hang my holes

2 dicks in a vagina and 2 in the asshole

Hang my holes now

by Rdrrfvgvgvggg February 10, 2017