Bear mitzvah

An imagined coming of age tradition where a child must kill a bear on their thirteenth birthday in order to become an adult. Coined by the boys on The After Disaster episode #650: The Perils of Inadequate Vulcanization.

The bear Tyler killed for his Bear Mitzvah was the largest bear I’d ever seen. He’s gonna be a real man.

by BTiphoon June 23, 2022

Connolly bear

A wild mythical person or creature that usually hibernates all day or plays with another mythical creature called an Iljas bum hole

That lad over there is a real connolly bear

by Jake_5599 June 24, 2022

jer bear

hell on earth
he has a big passion for torturing young cheerleaders
he’s a human grinch

I have heard jer bear makes everyone miserable”

by user103948200349 June 27, 2022

Mummy bear

To get something just right, like goldilocks, not too big not too small, just right!

Dont mess up the shot, 'mummy bear it'

It's 'mummy bear'

by AdamSavage June 28, 2022

Bear

Bear

bear=me

by nhnv August 13, 2022

Colorado bear trap

When a twink is sitting on a Bears (large hairy gay man) dick and right before the bear cums he wraps his legs around the twink and cums into the twinks ass.

I thought my uncle and I were wrestling, but then the next thing I knew he caught me in a Colorado Bear Trap!

by Oral of the story August 14, 2022

Essex Bear

Either a tall, hot, hairy chested guy from Essex, typically named Ian, who is easily the sexiest guy in the room... or a Teddy bear you can buy from Adventure Island at Southend-on-Sea. Both are great to cuddle up with, but only one will make you truly happy.

Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now

by SqLvr19 August 14, 2022