wet wipe

A wet wipe is an insult used to describe an old hag calling ponty pandy car insurance company.

"You fucking wet wipe"

by willy wanger April 27, 2021

wet willie

when you stick your tongue directly in someone’s ear

Betsy gave her sister, Lottie, a wet willie. It was very wet.

by bethjade April 28, 2021

Is water wet?

Uh yeah you idiot :)

Marc: hey, is water wet?

bob: Yeah, are you retarded?

marc: no no just wanted to ask

bob: sure you did *eye roll*

by Ahhhhhh :) May 3, 2021

Australian reverse wet willie

Similar to a wet willie or reverse wet willie. Australian implies that you stick your finger “down under” (anus or vagina) before putting it into someone’s mouth.

I gave my girlfriend a Australian reverse wet willie and she almost threw up!

by SpT3 May 20, 2021

Get wet

A slang reference to “wet work” in the present but referring to a future time in which one may either be involved in below or related activities similar to “learning to get wet”.

(wet work (uncountable) (euphemistic) Covert assassination performed by government operatives. (by extension) Work within a gang or organization that involves killing or attacking people, for assassination or intimidation.)

“Ima chill in scarbs and see if things get wet”

“Wet work, got the kitchen stanking.” Weezy

by Yool336 May 22, 2021

Spinning the wet

Tall stories and embellished stories that someone tells you of what happened when they were drunk e.g I drunk 36 pints last night

Johnny told me he broke into Buckingham Palace on our night out but he’s just spinning the wet

by anonymous May 23, 2021

Prison wet willy

Penetration, prison style

Ayo, what are you doing after work? You want a prison wet Willy?

by Big Papacito90 May 28, 2021