Father’s Day

A day when single mums and millions of kids around the world feel anger, pain, and suffering, because of an absent, irresponsible, or unfaithful man in their lives—when mums encourage their children to look up to God, their Heavenly Father, instead.

Celebrating Father’s Day is mostly a no-show in most families, compared to Mother’s Day, which brings about much appreciation, joy, and happiness among the children.

by MathPlus June 17, 2018

Motherfuckers Day

short for "Father's Day"

John: Hey Doug, Happy Motherfuckers Day, motherfucker !

Doug: That's today? Shit, I forgot to buy my dad a present.

by babybeeks July 22, 2014

one day

The day after the day that was after the day that something was planned to happen. (Usually having to do with regret or missed opportunities.)

I regret not telling you. I am so sorry, one day...

by Zoo-Boy October 28, 2011

Mme Day

Une Garce

mon mere est mme day!

by N/A October 24, 2003

Pay Day

A gargantuant penis with a layer of large bumps around the shaft.

Don't touch my pay day, its for my girlfriend!

by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 12, 2011

Fetus day

This is the day we celebrate fetus's existing. It is celebrated every month on the 3rd

Person a; "hey what day is it?"

Person b; "insert any month 3rd, also known as national fetus day!"

by Fruityygilda June 3, 2021

Garth day

Garth day is a holiday celebrated on March 6th, the day after March 5th. It came to be a holiday in 2018 and it’s currently still celebrated. On Garth day you celebrate freedoms, god, pants, and cake, and good weather. It is always warm on Garth day.

Person one- “happy Garth day”

Person two- “let me go get my Garth day pants”

Person one- “great idea! We should pray about jeans”

by anonymous March 6, 2022