Zombie Job

The act of performing fellatio on an individual who suffers from leprosy, and/or a severe case of herpes simplex during an outbreak (otherwise known as "Bloody Brain").

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by Jay Hoes Witness November 5, 2012

rod job

a fucking blow job.

Dude your mom gave me the rod job of a lifetime last night. than i fucked the living shit out of her cunt!

by DaRoggit May 4, 2008

Blub Job

When a girl jerks your penis with their stomach fat.

A chuby girl comes up to you and says, " hey i have a lot of stomach fat, do you want a blub job"?

by polska1 December 17, 2009

banana job

when you very passionately masturbate with a banana, usually the banana is still green, if it gets too ripe it could be a little mushy. thats not always enjoyably. you like to have a nice first banana

my boyfriend gave me a great banana job last night.

by oliveowl June 6, 2014

Grammy Gum Job

When your granny takes out er TEETH! (dentures) and gives a young man with a cock a blow job. AKA grammy gum job.

old lady walks into my room and she gets horny and pulls her dentures out and un-zipz my pants and starts deep throatin' and swallowing my cum. boys and girls, that's what a GRAMMY GUM JOB is!

by JR. MCLOVIN' June 10, 2010

Ultimate Blow job

When a woman performs fellatio and during the process bites your member off.

"Oh, man, i was driving home last night with Shelly and crashed into the car in front of me. She was giving me head at the time, so you can imagine. It was the ultimate Blow job"

"That sucks, B."

by DragonLegion March 13, 2009

Italian Blow Job

When a chick is giving you head and goes balls deep and then licks your balls.

"Last night, Sally and I were fooling around and things got heated and she gave me an Italian Blow Job.

by Carver Twice April 28, 2011