pp suck 2

its a very tasty wet but its not the first one reheheheheheheh *Dies*

I pp suck 2

by It’s mr.breasts February 8, 2023

Suck The Fuck

I choose the only book; Proforming "Magic Tricks," found from the library index, under the genre *Magic*.

<The Guy that>
*Sucked The Fuck*
4 Years go by; Shuan, "sucking the fuck": A statement that didn't have a meaning but had value. as a 5 year old, Shuan didn't know where he learnt words or their "True," meanings but one day ...
.
4 years go by then*Magic Happens
Shuan and a bunch of classmates, bored waiting for the doors to their classroom to be unlocked. By their teacher, while talking to us, we kids were throwing clods of dirt from the garden, at a wall next to the classroomdoor.

Next to his teacher. The Words.. "Suck" slowly appeared as we, "Fuck".....threw dirt lower at > "The" wall.
Suck the Fuck
Suck
The
Fuck...
I Instantly remember my *Magic
I started playing opposite day*
I Proformed magic for the last 4 years without even reveling the "TRICK"
Being at a Catholic Primary School aged 5. Oh, Sacred Heart.

In one day of school: Sean; Made the Principal think every pen at once has ran out of ink, Instantly, Made his teacher Suck The Fuck, Question her reality as to how those words appeared and why? A Message From God Perhaps? The Devil?

And sent the game "Opposite Day", eventually GLOBAL.

Untill this day we are all still sucking the fuck out of life playing opposite day.

Here's some MAGIC
Suck the fuck Up.

LoL Lots of Love.
Ps. Dirt sticks to Wax.

Suck the Fuck up Joe Roagn, I know I made you cry in front of me. and yes I told my brother about it, he asked you about crying and you denied, not just crying. But everything we had experienced that night! You made it Gay not my Gay Brother, / LOVE X I ended up in a mental institution for a week. SUCK THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU.

by Saint Assassin February 10, 2023

sucking big fat boody hole

When the WIFI is super slow.

Why is the internet this week sucking big fat boody hole.

by ME that all just me. February 19, 2023

suck

when you put your mouth up and down around a long penis and it normally has white stuff cuming out

ohhh I love sucking your 12 inch penis

by lockinto December 5, 2022

Suck or duck

A game that you chase the duck.so theirs a person that is the duck,Then you chase the duck and touch him if you don't you suck

I was playing suck or duck then i was the person who had to touch the duck i was to slow and they said i suck

by lucas4574 December 13, 2022

Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'

The yearning experienced by converts to Messianic Judaism during Catholic holidays in general, but more specifically, that during Christmas, while experiencing bum out at the traditional hybridized figure of Santa Claus, who bears attire traditionally worn more so by the Babylonian child-sacrifice high priest, Tammuz, during his traditional dying of eggs in baby blood with his mother Easter on Tammuz's birthday, December 25th.

It sure seems ironic that we have to explain each year in such detail that Sukkot means YeHoVaH's feast of tabernacles, when the Messiah was *actually* born, and that YeHoVaH specified His feasts as being for every generation of His people. Nobody ever really has a clue they are celebrating child abuse in its purest form at all these Easter egg hunts and Christmas parties. And then, on top of it, we even have to explain how YeHoVaH said not to be serving him according to foreign religious traditions. It's like people are referencing a deity they don't even really have a clue about when they say Christmas is a biblical holiday. I'm just Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'.

by pardonnez-moi de trébucher December 24, 2022

Suck my dick

When said by a woman it can mean

1. fuck off
2. eat her out
3. shes actually has a penis and wants you to suck it

Guy : Damn girl you sure are hot
Girl : suck my dick

This being the scenario where she wants you to fuck off unless said flirtatiously where she would want to be eaten out

by EverySingleWomanEver December 25, 2022