Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation

When one partner paints them self in blue and lies on a board of nails with an X formation, formed by their arms and legs and then places a pipe with a circumference of 5cm above their entry point. Then the other starts by continuously jumping up and down on a diving board to gain height once enough height is gained, the person will then superman with their penis head facing the pipe into the first partner's entry point. Once completed, the room should be full of red (blood, from the pipe, which is too small to fit the girth of an average male penis), blue (paint, from the woman receiving a dripping blood penis) and white(semen or if done with caucasian people). With all these colors you've now decorated the room with a Norwegian flag.

Guy: Hey want to perform the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation.

Rachel: mmm... I don't know.

Guy: Trust Me I'll nail it

Rachel: Uhh.. ok I guess I'm down but only if you subscribe to SpectresRowdy on Youtube

2 hours later and a bloody penis...

Guy: "I just performed the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation on this petite teen named Rachel"

Guy 2: Nice wanna go watch some SpectresRowdy now!

by SpectresRowdy September 20, 2018

super kinky triple penatrating steam boat aviating cream pie

when a girl has a penis in her mouth, vagina and ass wile giving a blow job to a man on the toilet wile the man in the girls butt puts his penis in the girls ass like a hot dog bun wile a man squrits the girls vagina from a 2 foot distance that is illeagal in 30 states

also know as six guys, one girl, and a toilet.

super kinky triple penatrating steam boat aviating cream pie

by nipwhale69 November 4, 2011

super mega awesome to the max extreme awesomeness times infinity to the power of a ninja

as good as something can ever hope to be. the ultimate in awesomeness.

you should have seen robbo's triangle solo it was super mega awesome to the max extreme awesomeness times infinity to the power of a ninja

by psiclops October 13, 2009

super cowboy usa hot dog rocket ship american sharpner number one

a sharpner company

super cowboy usa hot dog rocket ship american sharpner number one

by LEGALISE_PIRACY March 7, 2022

Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom

It's when you're mom gets boned some awesomeley with pies and tacos so explodes.

Billy: Hey Tom did you hear what I did last night?
Tom: What did you do?
Billy: I did Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom with your mom.

by Piekin August 3, 2011

super-mega-turbo-weenie-hut-jr-discord-mod-ekitten-owner

Characterized by the jack in period 2 gym, who walks the track and munches on Reese’s candy

look at that moron jack, he’s such a super-mega-turbo-weenie-hut-jr-discord-mod-ekitten-owner

by realcoolguy42 May 22, 2023

Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+

The type of blowjob that diagnoses you with Post Nut Propofol/Post Nut Paralysis for 10 or more minutes. Typically completed with an empty urethra as she completes it by using your dick like a straw. You will probably need to put your penis in a wheelchair afterwards, if and when you can move again. Contraceptives probably won’t be needed for the next 6 months as your sperm count will drop to -5,000. That’s right. Negative. Your nuts will owe themselves 5,000 new sperm cells.

How was it with the wife last night?
“Broooo I swear to fuck she gave me a full on Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+“
Daammmmn how are you able to walk right now???

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021