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accidental reverse blumpkin

A female is sitting on the toilet as her male lover is exiting the shower that she had occupied only moments ago. She had a turtle head poking its unruly neck out due to the deep dicking she had received in the shower prior to this. As the male passes the female she gobbles down his penis in the heat of passion they were still clearly still in. This is something that is in general unplanned and considered highly taboo. However, the two people had in fact not only been in the act of the reverse blumpkin but, had done so accidentally. Hence the accidental reverse blumpkin. The two never spoke of it again. Both feeling ashamed of committing such a perverted act.
I bet they didn't see that accidental reverse blumpkin coming before they hopped in the shower like a couple of wild dogs in heat. Its ok, Jesus still loves them....
by madmike135 July 30, 2018
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Traversal Reversal

Tier 2 no u
Your last defence against a "no u"
Cannot be blocked with a no u. Higher tier variant required.
Bob: You're mom gay
Jimmy: no u
Bob: traversal reversal
by kKrispy September 3, 2018
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The reverse shittening

When you have a extremely shitty day, only to have something miraculous happen to you. Only to be retaliated with more shitty events the next day with no reward for survival.
by McJazzerVEVO October 5, 2018
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Tripple reverse rape

When you turn around the double reverse rape and start raping them again
John tripple reverse raped some guy after he went for the double reverse rape
by Nico blue October 22, 2018
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A Reverse Erection

You’re probably a girl or a gay guy if you have this
by FriedFries January 25, 2019
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Mexican Reversal

When you pay a bunch of trumpet-wielding musicians to serenade your girlfriend but she goes home with them when it's over.
Pete: "Dude, my girlfriend went home with this trumpet player after I paid him to serenade her on the street!"
Brad: "Bummer dude, classic Mexican Reversal."
by SamTheBrave July 6, 2019
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The reverse sand fist

The reverse sand fist is a sex move in which you wet your hand, stick it in sand, do a 360 and fist somebody
Bob: So Dan what did you do to Amanda last night.

Dan: Well I hit her with the reverse sand fist and left the house
by Standingshady November 29, 2019
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