smokers rule

the act of blowing smoke on someone

means you owe them head

just gave this girl smokers rule. her name was taz

by devil8888 January 13, 2021

Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.

Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.

by The Wrench October 21, 2012

Rule #21

Rule #21: always put your happiness FIRST

-i want you to be happy
-you should listen to Rule #21

by AKayser May 8, 2023

Rules

Something only losers use

Hey look, they have rules here, let's go somewhere else, stupid rule followers.

by FrickyFrokbear October 9, 2020

burrito rule

if your burrito falls apart at any time during eating it you are obligated to use a fork to annihilate it.

Sarah: My stupid burrito just fell apart
Mark: Burrito rule, time to go HAM! Here's a fork.

by timebusters August 30, 2012

Rule 1.1

You cant be a femboy if your ugly.

Catwithnoloaf:Bro you cant be a femboy because of rule 1.1

Bro:-Touches thigh

Catwithnoloaf:-Rips out bros intestines and strangles him to death with them.

by frankiemacdoggy February 23, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025