Pissing all over my Facebook

Liking or commenting on everything you put on Facebook. Original by "Matt Harris"

She is pissing all over my Facebook, so I deleted her.

by Cctmthompson August 11, 2013

piss humping

seizuring to the point of pissing yourself

I looked at a strobe light and started piss humping myself

by Jamie Mosshart August 24, 2010

Piss on my shit

An expression to convey disgust or anger. Best used when the words Piss and Shit are strongly emphasized.

Derived from those who defiantly choose not to flush an extraordinarily large, smelly load of shit in a public restroom only to be discovered by another who merely ducked into the stall to piss instead of waiting for a urinal.

Walking in the dark and stubbing your toe... "Piss on my shit!"
While sitting at a traffic light checking your text even after the light turns green, the driver behind begins to honk. You look in the mirror and yell, "Piss on my shit!"

by Signguy2 December 7, 2018

piss cubes

yep! They’re ice cubes of piss. add a salty surprise to a drink of your choosing!

yo jonny get me some piss cubes you little bitch

by the nigmaster general October 3, 2020

Piss Pumkin

Watermelon

I ate that piss pumkin and it squirted juice all over me

by WILLYWYATTWONKA July 1, 2019

piss mic

When a streamer or someone with a body microphone decides to take a leak without removing said microphone.

"I gotta piss, I think I'll piss mic it."

by malachij March 20, 2025

Perk-Pissed

Agitated while on the percocet pill.

Jim got so perk-pissed he smashed his computer monitor with a hammer then started eating pieces of the monitor, later regretting it.

by sudo chop February 9, 2013