Michael

A guy who know how to cheer a girl or a friend up. He is nice unless provoked.

1. Michael is the best person I know!

2. Did you hear Michael has the ladies chasing him?

by Platinum 02 August 16, 2023

Michael-ism

Frequently observed observations of the mannerisms of Michael

Guy 1 farts.
Guy 1: "Pardon me, I must say"
Guy 2: "Ha, nice Michael-ism!"

by anonymous August 22, 2023

Michael Dos Santos

Typically portuguese, likes to wear tight shirts. Drives long distances to get to work and has his hot and cold moments. Is generally a family orientated man who enjoys time with people close to him. Unfortunely wears women sandles and drives a female car, but makes up for it with a stunning beard which is dyed 4 times a year.

Man 1: "Man that guy is really driving too fast."
Man 2: "He must be a Michael Dos Santos"

by John Wicks Dad August 24, 2023

Michael

Someone who will get you locked in McDonalds. he also goes bowling and can’t play well, but still plays better than you. He litters and likes ferry rides. Michael only cares about food but sometimes finds out that he can have fun.

Woman: Ew Michael
Michael: WHAT U SAY
MICHAEL: beats up woman

by LillyGoodLYouAreAnL September 2, 2023

michael b renfer

michael b renfer is the coolest person you will ever meet

michael b renfer is so cool

by super cool man September 4, 2023

Michael Madorbious

A word used to describe someone who likes Sans from the game UNDERTALE and often experiences "sans moments".

" You are such a Michael Madorbious !"

by The True and Real Definitions July 11, 2024

Michael

Actually the worst person I’ve ever met. He’s a terrible person who would probably spit in your food and give you herpes because he preys on the entire world’s downfall. He doesn’t know what to do all day so he’s having a midlife crisis at the ripe old age of 15. Please stay away from him or else he will probably spike your drink and sell you bodily extensions on the black market for 5 bucks because he is broke as hell in the financial and girl department.

Arnav: Bro have you seen Michael?
Bryan: Nope, but I can smell his stench from a 20 mile radius
Mason: Yeah, Michael is so stinky I bet when Japan got bombed, Michael probably farted and killed everyone with his radioactive methane.

by luckystar1011 July 13, 2024