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《¤》Máriatövis《¤》máriatövis《¤》Máriatövis 

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maria • mariah • Mariana • Mariam • Mariah Carey • marianna • marian • mariano • Marianas Trench • Maria Eduarda

'Crunch'"Mariam "'Crunch'" Angelique "'Crunch'" Rodriguez "'Crunch' 

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"'Crunch'"Mariam "'Crunch'" Angelique "'Crunch'" Rodriguez "'Crunch'"
"'Crunch'"Mariam "'Crunch'" Angelique "'Crunch'" Rodriguez "'Crunch'"
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Illogical Marian Assumption 

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An Illogical Marian Assumption, is my joke, on the Marian Assumption, a Christian doctrine, where The Virgin Mary, ascended to Heaven. It's also, a joke, on the, illogical assumption, a term, in logic.
The Devil's, Illogical Marian Assumption, is that, he hates The Virgin Mary, so he wants her, to join him, in Hell! A joke!
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Logical Marian Assumption 

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The Logical Marian Assumption, is the opposite, of my Illogical Marian Assumption. It's also, my joke, on The Marian Assumption, and a logical assumption.
Our Lord Jesus Christ, proclaims The Logical Marian Assumption. He says, The Virgin Mary, his mother, is pure, and chaste enough, to be brought, bodily to heaven! Amen! Another joke!
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Maraca short of a Mariachi Band 

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Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.
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max and mariah 

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Two people meant to be in love forever. The thought of them not being together is HORRIFYING. Max is a silent, sweet boy while Mariah is a fun outgoing person. They say opposites attract, and and in this case it's true.
Max and Mariah sitting in a tree...
You know the rest.
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