(epigraph) AKA “Holden’s Law” is when bad timing, a lack of patience, or a combination of the two result in a conflict of which dealer to buy from.
The most common example of William Holden’s Law is When your regular guy hasn’t gotten back to you in like, an hour, so you text your other guy you reach out to only when your regular is out of town, and you know his stuffs not as good, but your desperate as fuck so you say “sure”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
by PootMcToots October 15, 2021
Get the William Holden’s Lawmug. 
Get the grandson-in-lawmug. When a piece of media (most often a show) is objectively badly written, it will garner fans anyway due to mental health awareness and/or LGBTQ representation. Some examples include 13 Reasons Why, Glee Club, and the namesake of this law, Steven Universe. It may also very well be the case that the media has some redeeming qualities, such as good character moments, or good visual composition, however these qualities are a vast minority compared to the objectively bad narratives within the show.
Person A: "I like insert media because it has gays in it!"
Person B: "Is it really good, or are you following Steven's Law?"
Person B: "Is it really good, or are you following Steven's Law?"
by currysandwhichrabbit March 21, 2022
Get the Steven's Lawmug. Juanita's Law was first codified in mid-2022, somewhere in Texas.
A triceratops wall adornment was involved.
In a nutshell, Juanita's Law states that - even in the notoriously 'sniffy' world of interior design - one aphorism is indefatigable, across all borders:
Dinosaurs are the fucking tits.
A triceratops wall adornment was involved.
In a nutshell, Juanita's Law states that - even in the notoriously 'sniffy' world of interior design - one aphorism is indefatigable, across all borders:
Dinosaurs are the fucking tits.
Juanita's Law in action:
At first, Steph was worried as to how the triceratops sculpture might be received. Then she remembered the first law of Juanita and felt much becalmed.
At first, Steph was worried as to how the triceratops sculpture might be received. Then she remembered the first law of Juanita and felt much becalmed.
by Wolfgibbon July 21, 2022
Get the Juanita's Lawmug. by Ashley in Law April 27, 2017
Get the Ashley in lawmug. She'd become a good friend when our spouses were having an affair, but she became my ex-wife-in-law when our ex-spouses got married.
by thmill December 2, 2024
Get the Ex-Wife-In-Lawmug. My aunt-in-law is a good person.
by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021
Get the aunt-in-lawmug.