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Friend of Gilgamesh

Term used to identify a homosexual man in secret. In reference to the epic poem featuring the first homosexual mythical hero, Gilgamesh.
"Oh honey, Jeff isn't interested in dating women like you. Don't you know he's a friend of Gilgamesh?"
by Sexo Grammaticus July 3, 2023
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Buddy Guy Friend

I'm not your friend, buddy! He's not your buddy, guy! Well, I'm not your guy, friend! I'm not your Buddy Guy Friend.
by Sierra_is_fly April 11, 2008
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Guy Best Friend

Your non romantic male soul mate. Usually when a girl is deprived of a brother this male ends up being the replacement. They are as close as siblings and he means the world to her. He is referred to as the "guy best friend"usually when the girl has best friends who are mostly girls. While most of the time these two remain best friends despite media constantly saying it turns out to romance, it is usually the male that tends to fall for the female. Females who do fall for their guy best friend usually keep it quiet in fear of losing their best friend. People often joke that the two will get married when both honestly find no romantic interest in the other.
Guy: Rose hangs out with Victor way too much to not like him.
Girl:I talk to Rose all the time, she says that he's just her guy best friend. She has no feelings for him whatsoever.
by Meh22222222222 April 29, 2013
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Weed Only Friend

The type of friend that will only hang out with you, if you provide marijuana. Usually will make some lame excuse not to hang out if marijuana won't be present.
You: Dude want to hang out this Saturday?
Weed Only Friend: Yeah I don't have plans man, you got any weed?
You: No and my mom is going to be home.
Weed Only Friend: Oh shit, I just remembered I have a doctor's appointment that night.
by funnystufflol16 May 25, 2009
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Second String Friend

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Christmas Card Friend

A Christmas Card Friend is someone you never hear from except for the Christmas card that shows up in your mailbox every December.
I never hear from Joe anymore except when I receive his holiday card in the mail. He's become a total Christmas Card Friend.
by LJ at BBCD September 2, 2012
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she's just a friend

something the stupid pretty model boy says when talking about his "friend" marinette. like c'mon broski, stop being blind for two minutes and see that you love her
adrien: she's just a friend

the entire miraculous ladybug fandom: KAKJHFSAKJHFSAKJ
by notastraggotyouhoe June 27, 2021
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