by Friendly fire expert May 28, 2023

Man dem: I have a banana for you
Me: FIRE!
Man dem: oh that felt good
Me: FIRE!
Man dem: my ass hurts
Me: FIRE!
Me: FIRE!
Man dem: oh that felt good
Me: FIRE!
Man dem: my ass hurts
Me: FIRE!
by Yxng.smoke.dgc September 27, 2019

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.
For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
by LordJenal December 17, 2023

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by Daddydurabledildo January 1, 2024

Amber: Hey wanna go upstairs?
Amelia: Oh yh! Come on let's go
Amber: You better give me it rough
Amelia: I'll make us have a Double Bush Fire
Amelia: Oh yh! Come on let's go
Amber: You better give me it rough
Amelia: I'll make us have a Double Bush Fire
by Coochie Kid September 25, 2020
