Crying Cold Brew

A sex act involving giving a blowjob while crying to someone in the middle of a coffee enema.

Nothing hits like a crying cold brew on a summer morning!

by Crying Cold Brew June 28, 2025

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Cryosexual

Cryosexual (noun): A person who does not have a sex life, whether due to lack of interest, lack of opportunity, or personal choice. Being cryosexual may imply a prolonged or indefinite period of sexual inactivity. Often used humorously or self-deprecatingly. Not necessarily the same as asexual.

"After three years of focusing on work and gaming, he jokingly called himself a cryosexual."

by Jeradel June 29, 2025

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Crystal

Crystal is very beautiful although very introverted and sometimes often taken as being stuck up due to her lack of social skills. Crystals can be very funny when she opens up and lets herself go into comedy mode. Crystal is a bit self centered at times and will skip her only sisters daughters wedding because she just got a puppy, sort of things.

A Crystal is funny but not a friend you’d count on showing up.

by HJ1111 July 8, 2025

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Crystal Queer

(Noun) A gritty term for straight men who only gay sex while high on drugs, leaving their wild persona behind but often taking home unwanted souvenirs like STDs from their escapades.

He turns into a crystal queer while partying, living it up until dawn, only to return to reality with a couple of regrets and STDs he picked up along the way.

by gdiz916 July 21, 2025

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