Ho-cake

When a person puts on so much makeup, it looks caked on, Usually involving a ho.

Bro did you see that ho-cake over there?

by UrbyForLife August 1, 2017

Cholera Cake

Another name for a Jamaican patty; a semi-sweet pastry filled with diarrhea-inducing mystery "meat".

I'm hurting today...
I had a dozen beers and two Cholera Cakes last night.

by longrider700 August 5, 2017

Armpit Cake

The musky swirl of deodorant, solidified sweat, and pungent aroma of body odor that leaves your clogged armpit pore after you pop it.

Woah dude, I never the armpit cake would taste as bad as it smelled. Sniffing a drop 2 feet away singed my nostril hairs

by E IN August 17, 2017

silver cake

The end pieces of a loaf of bread.

Man don't give me none of that silver cake.

by Rodeo69 April 19, 2018

Going Cakeless

What you tell your friends when you are about to fuck a girl with no ass

Mike: Yo bro, I'm going cakeless tonight!

by JeromeIsInTheHouse September 23, 2017

Fruit cake

A gay ass nigga who be fruite as fuck

Man that nigga John a fruit cake

by Yung Quinn October 16, 2017

Sob cake

(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.

“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”

“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”

Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”

by Lauraflood5 November 13, 2017