Jare-Bear

When you’re bored so you decide to cut a hole in your stuffed animal and fuck it until you have rugburn on your cock. You then proceed to lick the cum and eat the cotton inside.

Bro, I pulled a big jare-bear last night!
Nigga, you what?

by Yagggahab May 21, 2023

Baby bear boots

Baby Bear Boots (adjective)

Baby Bear Boots is an affectionate adjective that refers to something that would be considered positive, or slay. Used to refer to something in a positive light, similar to slay*.

*Slay: To do something amazingly, have something amazing happen, generally referring to something as an amazing thing or in the positive sense.

Me: That duck is so baby bear boots

Me: Hey guys, how’s everyone doing today
Madi: Oh you look so baby bear boots today girl, so happy to see ur eating

by Aquaticalo April 30, 2023

Bear paw

A vagina that's twice as wide as a camel toe and moose knuckle combined. Yuck!!!

Oh my god look at the size of that bear paw! That's nasty bro!

by Giovanni 27 December 08, 2015

Gummy Bear Ass Nigga

A soft ass nigga also known as a simp

Grizzly: Can I get you anything? You need some more water anything you need i gotchu.

Barry: You a gummy bear ass nigga

by GOD OF ALL THINGSS July 16, 2021

Teachers gummy bears

Gummy bears filled with one pill to re introduce "nap time."

Hey george weren't the Teachers gummy bears the best?
george?
geor
ge
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

Yogi Bear

A dance used when feeling excited

Person : Wow I can't wait for Christmas!
Me : Y-y-y-yogi bearrrrrrr (dancing)

by Sk8girl87 October 31, 2018

Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.

We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!

by Spiderwilliams March 02, 2022