Keep it on the J-Lo

A popular recent adaptation of the common usage 'keep it on the D-Lo.' The meaning is roughly synonymous suggesting silence and secrecy.

Yo, whatever you might have seen at those parties, keep it on the J-Lo.

by Professor H.G. November 27, 2024

J-bomb

A joke that is told at work or in a professional setting.

"Did you hear Andy dropping J-bombs in his business meeting?"

by Matt Windle poet January 16, 2021

J word

A euphemism for a job used by the neet community, who prefer not to think about such dreadful activities.

At 3:42 AM:
"I need to get a job now that my mom's gonna start charging me rent."
"Woah, consider giving a trigger warning next time you blurt out the J word like that."

by dayman2010 June 1, 2023

Chrissy J

A man that has accomplished everything. If you're thinking about doing it, he's probably already done did it.

Guy 1: Hey, i'm thinking about skydiving into area 51.

Guy 2: Oh. Well, i think chrissy j already beat you to it.

Guy 1: Awe man!

by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024

Jiggy Da J

An extremely outstanding, outgoing and charming person. Large Penis, gets the bitches and never uses a condom. Legacy of the OG. (Mudbone) His accolades include a spartan 12-pack, yoked arms and overly excessive bootylicious.

Awww shit nigga Jiggy Da J just had a one night stand with 3 different hoes.

by Stripperswantme October 19, 2011

j

i am trying if it works

i dont known j

by estranged November 22, 2021

J Lichti

An entanglement of such magnitude that any attempts at mitigation would be considered acts of futility.

Person 1- I got a J Lichti in my fishing line.

Person 2- Let me see... Oh you're screwed!!

by The Second Liberal Redneck February 23, 2021