Wet typist

A person who is fast at typing with their hands; a fast typer

A person who moves forward

"Have you seen Susan's reports, I sent you a copy of them via email. She had them all done and aready and on my desk before lunch. She must be a wet typist or something"

by jeffersonson April 26, 2019

Wet my dry

When you need a beer because you're parched

Alan: *overly dehydrated* "Jenna grab me a beer I need to wet my dry!"

by Kaylee1992 May 29, 2022

wet Gregory

Like a wet willy, but the saliva-covered finger is inserted into the rectum instead of the ear.

I awoke with a start, Jeff surprised me with a wet Gregory after I had been sleepwalking in the nude.

The locker room was always weird with Ben around, that guy would give a wet Gregory to anybody!

by william_wolff_md November 30, 2019

wet starfish

When a guy is having anal sex with a girl and decides to pee inside her butthole.

Guy 1: hey man have you ever put it in a girls butt?

Guy 2: Yeah, but I usually give her a wet starfish just to be a douche bag.

by The real mike jones December 13, 2014

Wet clayed

When someone smokes an extensive amount of cannabis and yaks. They’re face becomes gray, wet, and they are frozen, resembling wet clay.

After a dank rip of the bong, chen wet clayed.

by Ripinthechat December 02, 2018

wet mouse

the most top person in the world claiming to be a bottom

''Briley, you are such a wet mouse.''

by ballsfuck November 14, 2022

Wet nice

A term created on January 30th 2022 by the 2017 "Legends Never Die" fantasy football champ that mrans to get classy drunk or other forms of inebriation.

"I'm about to get wet nice and watch the game."

by Wordsofdawise January 30, 2022