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bear fruit

plans for power-sharing may to be about bear fruit.
by Debskelly1985 April 21, 2023
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Smokey the bear

The act of smothering an unwanted sexual advance by throwing dirt on the person and smacking them with a shovel
If Karen can't take a hint, I'm gonna have to smokey the bear her
by Cottlestonpie March 25, 2019
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bear-chooser

A bear-chooser is a woman who would choose the bear over a man, in the in the viral social-media debate, "Man or bear" in which women consider whether they would prefer to be alone in the woods with a man or a bear.
Whoopi: I'm going with the bear also because the bear will not shoot me.
man: Oh, so you're a bear-chooser.
by artist6000 November 30, 2024
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Huggy Panda Bear

A fuzzy man who hugs a lot. A Huggy Panda Bear has your back and is always there for you. They give you the most fuzzy warm Hugs, and sometimes they accidentally suffocate you in their Huggy Panda Fluff.
Gasps "Huggy Panda Bear you're squishing me too much I can't beath."
by TreasurePlanet(isback) December 10, 2023
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Green Bay bear hug

Hugging someone tightly, while holding an entire loaf of good cheddar cheese in one hand and a regulation football in the other, preferably while overlapping wrists or forearms behind the back of the receiver.
It was so good to see him that I ran right over and gave him a long, warm, Green Bay bear hug, then let him take a big bite off my loaf before falling back and passing him the ball, in a perfect, short spiral.
by GungaDan August 26, 2022
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Mattress Bearing Bitch

A girl that has a lot of sex. Hooker. Lady of the night. Slut.
Guy 1: Wow look at that girl, she looks so hot in that short skirt with the fuck-me pumps on. I want to go get her number.
Guy 2: Stay away man, can't you tell she's a "Mattress Bearing Bitch"! If you get jiggy wit it she gonna give you the gift that keeps on givin. Your crank is will end up looking like a piece of coral and fall off.
by Ron Damint July 13, 2017
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bear pinches

When someone with small tits refuses the title "mosquito bites" they use bear pinches. Which is unreasonable.
Sally says she has bear pinches.
by nickymacG November 13, 2016
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