Simp

A simp is someone who puts his females before the boys.

"Hey Tom do you want to come planet?"
"No sorry I'm talking to Harriet"
"So be it... I have no choice Thomas but report you to the CEO of the Boys"
"What for?"
"For being a simp"
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"She could kill you she is in the army trust me"
"She a batch actually nahhhhh she's not i can't say that"
"I gotta call for that virtual beat its clout innit"
"I'm not gonna pop up to any other girls"
"I want you to meet her"
"It really hurts that I might be alone forever"
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Calling a girl every night
Sets an alarm for 2am
Cries over girls that don't like him

by The CEO of The Boys April 18, 2020

Simp

A man who lives in Virginia and spends more money then he earns on a girl who sucks dick behind his back meanwhile her vagina smells like fish, this man will cut every close friend out of his life for a golddigger without even realizing it

Hey I hear Alex flew into town let's hang with him

Nah hes a simp , he's probably shoving a bundle of roses up veronikas vagina to get rid of that awful fish smell that half of Portland is complaining about

by JewishNutsack June 8, 2020

Simp

Mattie

Mattie is a simp

by 69minecraftboi69 May 30, 2020

Simp

Jamie Dunne

You know Jamie, he's a simp

by JamieIsASimp January 22, 2020

Simp

Samantha Walsh

Omg quit buying my drinks and scratching my back. You’re such a “simp”

by Emmernaur October 19, 2022

Simp

Where a male places himself and or agrees on the side of a female in a discussion where most of the males opinions oppose that of the female, going to the extent of baiting his homies, in order to get in those panties, however ends up looking submissive and a huge pussy and failing to make any contributions in his hunt for the female e.g famous simpers: yasir Ahmed

“ yasir Ahmed is being a huge simp and he is also a snitch”

by Kasper19292992 January 12, 2020

Simp

Airon Del Reyes is a simp for moi

Airon is a simp

by itssarahbenny November 2, 2020