House Porn

Feeds of Trulia, Realtor.com, Zillow, etc that excite men/women as much as does xnxx, RedTube, etc. Could also be the hours of realtor information often streamed on public television OR print media also that excite one similar to watching soft core or nudie magazines.

I scroll through my Trulia feed several times a day and send my friends fantasy houses like single people trade noodz. Totally addicted to house porn.

by TorchuredHeart July 16, 2021

House Rules

The set of unwritten rules players of a game agree to abide by when playing a game, sometimes explicitly authorized to do so by the written rules.

"How has this country gotten so shitty?" "Niggas on the world stage have been playing by house rules for way too fuckin long. That's how."

by Publius0987 April 13, 2025

Gay Trap House

A trap house with only dudes and fat chicks.

Dude, that place got old, it's like a gay trap house full of fat bitches.

by NikeT1138 June 28, 2021

House party

When there is a interracial bukake in a suburban house.

You see that porn video last night

Yeah it was a real house party

by Laylabby August 14, 2017

House of Odd

the third graphic novel featuring Dean Koontz's character Odd Thomas. It was released March 20, 2012.

House of Odd title listing at the Internet Speculative Fiction Database

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

House Spouse

A non-gendered partner who stays at home like a traditional housewife

I'm non-binary dude i can be your house spouse

by PLAGUELIKE January 22, 2021

Reductive House

In a reductive sense, anything with four-on-the-floor beats is House Music.

Drake, Beyonce, Lizzo and Justin Timberlake are house music, Reductive House.

by Bad Grampa July 20, 2022