nut job 

A movie in which several individuals (frieze, barris, etc) endure nut-wrenching pain, all for the amusement of others. Footballs, croquet sticks, and good ol' tappers are the weapons of choice. As you may suspect, hilarity ensues. The movie started out as being called "tapper day," but when a typo caused the title to come out "tapper dan," it was decided that the movie needed a new title, because, well. . . tapper dan is just stupid. :D

Oh MAN!! Nut Job is the funniest movie EVER!! When frieze gets hit in the blz with that football, there's a slow-mo replay to "Take my Breath Away!"

nut job by frieze August 8, 2003

brown job 

to have your boss think that your doing a great job, but everyone else in the entire world realizes you're failing miserably, can be the start of your boss demise, term comes from Mike Brown and GWB after katrina

"Brownie your doing a heck of a job" Bush
Pete's a brown jobber, his work is crap but the boss loves him

brown job by Paul S. W. November 14, 2006

Swab Job 

(n) When, at the doctors office, one receives a throat culture test.

Man, that nurse just gave me the best swab job ever! Too bad I have strep throat.

Swab Job by Matt Rogge January 30, 2009

Sleeze Job 

Hooking up with the biggest skank at the party, but only requesting that she gives you a hand job even though she's down to fuck & suck (because she's a skank), just because you want to make it seem like the skanky girl is still under-aged and that you're not too much of a piece of shit.

Did you hear what Brian did at that party? "No, what'd he do?" He totally sleeze jobbed on that random ass hood rat. "Ugghh really, I thought she was still in high school?" I think that's why he sleeze jobbed her.

Sleeze Job by Speedy Beans May 5, 2011

japanese blow job 

When a women uses her cum as an adhesive so she can wrap your dick in seaweed then proceeds to suck the seaweed wrapped dick.

A Japanese blow job is a must when you visit tokyo

japanese blow job by Don't hate masturbate May 28, 2016

wing job 

thats a very funny defination...im gald you guys could be so funny

Or similarly, like when Danny R. takes a shit and needs to shower cause its soo nasty!

wing job by cocklicker April 28, 2005

day job 

a blow job given during the day

Sarah gave Brad her best day job earlier this afternoon

day job by 2278 December 30, 2018