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I am Sober

This is an app which is meant to assist people trying to end unhealthy addictions- be it drugs, cutting, alcohol, gambling...

It features a timer which keeps track of the time you've spent sober. You can write notes to keep track of all the reasons you want to quit- and motivational packs for additional encouragement. There's a community section in which you can find groups and communicate through posts, to assure you that you aren't always alone in your suffering.
Thanks to I am Sober, my former darkness is a thing of the past. Hopefully it will never overcome me again.
by streetshad0ws August 14, 2021
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I am horny

Huh?

Person 1: I am so horny rn
Person 2: Come over
Person 1: why
Person 2: were gonna jerk of together
Person 1: Hell yeah
I am horny, why? just stare at Lisa's tits for a while and you will understand.
by anonymous December 1, 2021
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who am i

The top 1 imgfliper of all
Omg its who am i!
by Knam_attack_on_you July 4, 2021
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I Gotta B

Slang for I have to leave right now
Yo man, I had fun but I gotta B right now. Peace.
by equistheman June 21, 2009
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threads I rock

1.Certain clothes you wear
2.a specific way/style only you wear your clothes
1.Jalisha is often judged by the thread that she rocks.
2.Beezies hate on me cuz of the threads I rock
by JayJ00 October 1, 2006
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I Changed the Garbage

A little jingle sung to the tune of, "I Shot the Sheriff" that I made up back in 2006 or 2007.
♫ I changed the garbage, ♫
♫ And I took out the re-cy-cl-ing! ♫
♫ I changed the garbage, ♫
♫ And I took out the re-cy-cl-ing! ♫
by Telephony September 4, 2015
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Can I try it on?

Used by uk roadmen during the process of mugging someone
Roadman:"yo fam I like your bag can I try it on?"
by Massive log January 12, 2019
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