Cyber Confidence

When you get online and you start talking trash whenever your too much of a puss to say it in real life.

Dave: Did you hear what John said to Brittany in that text message?

Kit: Yeah, he's got a serious case of cyber confidence.

Cyber Confidence by Aqua785 March 29, 2009

blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to decide whether to keep his or her blankets on or off. Typically experienced during the winter and summer seasons.

John: "Last night was awful man. I had the worst blanket confusion ever."
Jeff: "Sucks to suck!"

blanket confusion by gtg01 May 12, 2012

Happiness Confetti 

The result of blowing up and producing such happiness confetti due to thinking about life and how happy someone is, or read or hear something that makes someone think about how amazing and wonderful every day is, and literally starts to cry with joy.

One day im just gonna blow up and spread happiness confetti all over the place :)

Happiness Confetti by Br0sifus July 18, 2012

cock confetti 

The white detritus left stuck to your dick from cleaning up after a masturbation session, usually toilet paper.

Guy1: So did you bang Ally last night?

Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.

cock confetti by mike2285 August 7, 2012

Keyboard Confusion 

When one gets frustrated at the letters on a keyboard being randomly mixed up for no apparent reason.

Little Johnny was learning how to use a computer for the first time when he got keyboard confusion and cried.

Keyboard Confusion by quitterwin September 19, 2012

Toilet Confetti 

The left-over poop particles after a poop has been flushed.

"I walked in the bathroom and could tell you had a pot party from all the toilet confetti gathered at the bottom of the bowl."

Toilet Confetti by Diana Clark March 7, 2014

Chronologically Confused 

What happens to people when they get frustrated and confused by bad sequel titles for a series of movies, video games etc.

The person who is affected by this will question the decisions by the companies which named the films what they did, often in an angry way. This condition can manifest in big fans of the series who are used to the numbering of their series or people who are just a bit obsessive about the ordering of items.

Joe: Hey James, what's up?
James: I can't believe what they named the new film in my favourite series, I was so used to the crisp clean ordering of the films in the franchise and now that they've just dumped this horrible title out... I'm just pissed off at them now!
Joe: What's the problem by this exactly?
James: What's the problem? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!? The problem is that they've tarnished my favourite series of movies! Just look at these names!
Halloween
Halloween II
Halloween III Season of the Witch
Halloween 4 The Return of Michael Myers

Halloween 5 The Revenge of Michael Myers

Halloween The curse of Michael Myers
Halloween H20
Halloween Resurrection
Joe: Ouch, that sucks.
James: I know right? I have every right to be chronologically confused at this shit! Why didn't they keep numbering them? WHERE DID THE FUCKING NUMBERS GO?

Chronologically Confused by Cazaam September 28, 2014