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The Touch of Peter 

(V.) - the act of breaking any object at the very moment of initial touch

(N.) - a person who breaks everything they touch
(A boy named peter goes to his friend Cory's house and the very moment he touches his xbox web cam it immediately broke after to prior issues with it)

Cory: (speaking to ryan) Dude Pen0r was over my house and he broke my web cam!!
Ryan: Hahahaha!! That Peter!! He was damned with the touch of Peter from birth!

The Tommy Christie 

When someone is playing beer pong and throws backhanded. Also known as the "frat boy" throw or when your throw is giving the backwards peace sign.
"Can you believe that guy just pulled a Tommy Christie?"
"That guy just won using the Tommy Christie"
"I wish someone could teach me how to do the Tommy Christie..."
The Tommy Christie by poodlehat February 8, 2010

The Telegram 

armed forces term referring to the telegram received by a family member informing them about the death of their relative during active service
"Mackall squinted ahead, trying to see whatever enemy vehicle the helicopters missed. It didn't have to be a vehicle. It just could be three guys with a missile launcher, and Mrs. Mackall would get The Telegram, regretting to inform her that her son . . . " - from Red Storm Rising by Tom Clancy
The Telegram by pseudok May 23, 2010

The tailgater 

When a person does their business on the toilet facing backwards while eating, using the tank as a TV tray.
My brother was pulling off The tailgater last night and spilled his beer and wings during a massive anal explosion.
The tailgater by 2x2 October 1, 2013

The tiger woods 

The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight

Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later

The Trump Talk 

The depressing conversation that every parent needs to have with their little girl about revolting, predatory, entitled men.
"Make sure you have 'The Trump Talk' with your adolescent daughter before she starts thinking it's okay to be groped, as if it's just what guys do and she simply needs to develop a thicker skin. Be sure she knows the groper is the one who should feel ashamed, not her."
The Trump Talk by kromana October 19, 2016