two meat slapping

The penis and the vagina or even a man’s anus doing the thing together. Feeling sexually aroused

I heard two meat slapping against each other!

by hornyfujoshi February 16, 2021

Two-Flush Tonka

A shit so big it takes two flushes.

"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."

by porkchchoppanzeefin July 18, 2022

Tommy two ways

A male who is bisexual, is happy to have relationships with both men and women

Did you know he was Tommy Two ways ?

by Barry Otter August 22, 2023

five-twoing

Practicing the mushroom microdosing protocol suggested by mycologist, Paul Stamets, of five days on, two off.

Dan: Steve's been super sharp lately
Kate: Yup, he's been killing it since he started five-twoing

by jetpants April 30, 2020

Two-it!

V. In water polo, to pass the ball to the person w/ the Number 2 cap OR the 2-meter man

"Greg's open! Two-It!!!!!

by #2 November 7, 2004

Two Faced

Darren & Aaron

Those Darren & Aaron have been stirring shit again and are being two faced.

by UrWostNiteMareBro October 30, 2019

Twos

A concluding remark or gesture at parting; in reference to the amount of fingers you hold up as you leave.

Person 1: Yo! im out.

Person 2: Ight... twos.

by billyboy12345666 January 20, 2022