Monkey Butt

Term of endearment: Can be used to describe a significant other or a loved one in a silly way.

I love you Monkey Butt!!

by I love erin :) March 2, 2009

Monkey Cut

When someone jumps in front of you in line for something, like a monkey.

"Dude, did I just give you the Monkey Cut? Sorry!"

"Well, now I'm in the back of the line because some asshole just gave me the Monkey Cut."

by Meghohn23 April 1, 2010

bitch monkey

a relative unit of measure for speed, humidity, or emotion

wow, he's going faster than a bitch monkey!
That's drier'n a bitch monkey
get out of the way... she's angrier than all bitch monkey

by antiminimidge February 15, 2005

Chicken Monkey

A chicken that has some monkey like traits.

Holy shit! Did you see that Chicken Monkey!?

Dont touch my Chicken Monkey!

by Kyle October 25, 2004

Monkey

A widely overapreciated animal.

Jim got a monkey for a pet! He named it Carl. Carl likes to eat and throw feces.

Jim thinks that "all the girls" will go out with him because of his wild and exotic pet.

In reality, every time he brings a girl home, Carl flings his poo at her.

Jim is a loser.

by Nubluva May 21, 2006

dirty monkey slut

A girl that is dirty, and a slut monkey. A girl that turns tricks on the streets of Saugerties.

Kayleigh, why do you always have to be such a dirty monkey slut? DMS

by Eric Wilsey October 14, 2006

douche monkey

No real meaning, just any insult of your choice.

A monkey who douches.

Hunter is such a fucking douche monkey, all he does is pretend to be black.

After the douche monkey did her job, her boyfriend, Jerry, was happy to eat her out.

by John Shmigma May 13, 2005