Mexican Headphones

When two homies tea bag a girl on head ear so that four testicles are covering the girl's left and right ear in total.

Also slang for Pair Programming.
After Golden Gate Bridging Kelsey, Hank and Adam gave her the old Mexican Headphones to honor all of her holes.
by DankHank808 April 25, 2023
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Mexican Candy Cane

When a Mexican Woman pulls out a Tampon with a twisting motion thus creating a Mexican Candy Cane
Sammy inaverdly pulled out her female sanitary gato unit creating a sudden Mexican Candy Cane.
by Wesdog64 January 17, 2018
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mexican cream pie

When you get two, presumably Mexican woman, and share the semen ejaculated by the male (you) between the two. Resulting in a sort of, taco effect.
I had a fun time last night. Me, your GF, and my GF performed a mexican cream pie.
by Mr Catacorn April 08, 2015
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Mexican jumping Jack

Standing in a wide stance, Excreting violent diarrhea while singing "la cucaracha." Sometimes accomplished whilst doing actual jumping jacks.
"he was the first man to accomplish a full Mexican jumping Jack, the ruiner of hotel deposits. "
by Jkjk806 August 04, 2021
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Mexican uncle

The one person who drinks more than 5 cans of beer per day and room full of porn magazines and is also known as the boracho
Just ask your Mexican friend about Mexican uncle
by Wiki word June 02, 2014
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Mexican Car Wash

Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.
I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.
by theangryvegan May 26, 2019
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Mexican bean pie

A citizen of New York with Asperger’s
I’m Mexican bean pie and I know you had a bad day but that’s cool we should play Fortnite
by Osoboro April 14, 2023
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