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by hotboxlover February 14, 2015
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hot lunch

The act of performing fellatio to male genitalia right after that same genitalia has performed anal sex. There is no exact time frame that the penis must transfer from anus to the receiving mouth. See also "ass to mouth." The penis must, however, enter the mouth for fellatio while it is still warm from friction caused by the anal sex it has just performed to be considered a "hot lunch."
Tom: I'm so pissed at Mark!
Tweety: What happened this time?
Tom: Last night when me, him, and Kirsten decided to have a threesome, I was OK with him giving me a hot lunch, BUT I wouldn't have agreed if I knew Kirsten just had some Taco Bell right before! Ugh! So brutal.
by manly_manly_man October 30, 2015
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Hot Neck

The act of shooting a load of hot cum on your buddies neck while you two are tag teaming some random whore...
While Bobbie and Markus was fucking that bitch the other night in Bspa, Markus hit him with a fresh hot neck off the side....LoLzy !
by JimmieMacc November 23, 2011
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Hot Food

You know when your having those hardcore munchies after smoking the cheeba, nothing satisfies it more than Hot Food! *Hot food can come in many different varities* Often best when paid for and delivered by someone else
Ed: Who would wanna join us for the game?
Kevin: Mike
Coady: Tell him to bring Hot Food!
by Foug March 26, 2003
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hot load

What you see right after you bust a nut.
After it sits for awhile, it ceases to be hot anymore, and therefore becomes a cumbeard
Yeah I busted a hot load right on his cumbeard. He almost looks like a mountain man now, but it's sperm instead of ice.
by Creamy Beaver July 6, 2004
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hot lunch

The Act of shitting into someones mouth. Brian Lipscomb's favorite part of the day
As his face was dripping with what appeared to be fecal matter, I knew he got hot lunch.
by Ben R September 4, 2003
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Hot Pocketing

This is where, during sexual intercourse, the male participant would put his penis (or "hot pocket") into any orifice his partner may possess (in this case, this is known as the "microwave"). At this point, he and his partner would remain as still as possible in this position, with his hot pocket in his/her microwave, until his hot pocket would soften, fully thawed by the microwave. After this, both participants would be expected to go to sleep and/or weep silently.
Person 1: I walked in on my dad and my mom hot pocketing last night.
Person 2: Damn, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, I wanna try it on my dog.
by MadCow789 April 5, 2015
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