A person or "friend" who only hangs out/ talks to you because you have recently become popular, important or now have something to offer them. They will immediately drop you as soon as you are no longer useful or interesting.
-Now that I've won the lottery I've recently aquired many new friends.
-Sounds like you have a lot of bandwagon friends.
-Sounds like you have a lot of bandwagon friends.
by LeFuckoffJames April 25, 2015
Get the Bandwagon Friend mug.A girl who isn't girlfriend material, but she happens to be chill as fuck. Upon first glance she seems dateable but after further deductions she is too cool to date and is automatically a best friend. (friendzone)
Chad: YO DUDE!
Bill: What?
Chad: I heard you were hanging with your girl last night.
Bill: Yea it was a lot of fun.
Chad: Did you try and put IT in her?
Bill: Nah.... she's just a dude-friend.
Bill: What?
Chad: I heard you were hanging with your girl last night.
Bill: Yea it was a lot of fun.
Chad: Did you try and put IT in her?
Bill: Nah.... she's just a dude-friend.
by Bill... (The yak rapist) November 21, 2015
Get the Dude-Friend mug.Friends that aren't romantically involved and aren't friends with benefits. They just sit and talk about sex or, more specifically, sex with each other. They also are so close that none of this bothers the other. One or both can be in serious, loving relationships outside of their conversations.
Hey phone friend. I'd fuck you.
Wow really? Right here right now.
*Doesn't have sex*
*Laughs and then goes make out with bf/GF*
Wow really? Right here right now.
*Doesn't have sex*
*Laughs and then goes make out with bf/GF*
by Soy_Rosa May 12, 2017
Get the Phone friend mug.Someone you're friends with, but you do not hang out with or get together with. This can also mean someone you talk to at school, whose phone number you don't have or someone you just TALK TO (and do nothing else with each other). More like an advanced acquaintances.
"Yo that guy Rico is my homie"
"No, he's just your half-friend, since you don't ever hang out. You don't even got his phone number!"
"Yeah, all we do is just talk sometimes.
"No, he's just your half-friend, since you don't ever hang out. You don't even got his phone number!"
"Yeah, all we do is just talk sometimes.
by the dicky-tionary May 21, 2018
Get the Half-Friend mug.A person who you have been friends with for a very long time, and you love with all your heart. You pretend to be happy for them when they have a great relationship with a great person, you know it. You love them so much and you hope they are happy. You don't care about anything, as long as their happy. You will wait until they notice how you feel. You have to lie to them when they ask who they like, or if they like them. You drop hints, but they are oblivious to the fact that you like them. You will never tell him, but you can dream.
Me: My best friend is my crush, a Best Friend Crush?
Person: Oof, are you going to tell them
Me: Never
Person: ... Sorry
Person: Oof, are you going to tell them
Me: Never
Person: ... Sorry
by dkjfnbcdhjkdnshjksanm April 27, 2019
Get the Best Friend Crush mug.How to get a grill friend, step 1 get a grill, step 2 get your friends over, step 3 ***sacrifice the weakest one to the grill***, step 4 eat your friend's corpse and befriend the grill by grilling your friends
by The great satas June 1, 2021
Get the Grill friend mug.Pun on "a fair-weather friend" (which is a friend one could only depend on in good times). A friend you only see during affairs (social functions, parties). Not really someone you can rely on.
i don't need another affair weather friend. i want someone who i could sit down & have coffee with, someone who will be there for me when times are tough..
by catfight12 January 9, 2009
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