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Fire marshal bill

When a girl takes so long to orgasm but you keep going until she cums so hard she reverts to fire marshal bill afterwards and can't move her entire body except her jaw to tell you not to touch her.
Heather was getting fucked for so long that when she finally came. Her whole body froze in a position of fire marshal bill, with only the ability to scream don't touch me!
by The Big Heathen June 18, 2023
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fire spying

When Noisy people use Mozilla firefox to spy on other people myspace comments and friends
"oh my god yesterday i was fire spying Eman's myspace and he took me off his topz!"
by ~King Eman~ November 21, 2007
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Fire-gram

A really great Instagram. You look great. Your friends look great. Nature looks sexy. The likes are pouring in.
This lighting is fueling the fire-gram I'm about to post!
by Britna September 13, 2017
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fire mullet

A "Fire Spinner's Mullet."
Or a Mullet otherwise attained by performing activities resulting in the combustion of your hair, leading to a Mullet.
I had a Fire Mullet, and then shaved my head.
by BigFireOwl December 17, 2013
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Fire

Something that was started by Ryan in a toaster oven.
Dwight & Michael: RYAN STARTED THE FIREEE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLD WAS TURNING
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Slovakian fire hose

A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.
Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny
by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024
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Lopsided Firing

The act of not wiping your ass and instead you let it crust while you bust all over the toilet seat.
Damn, I might do some Lopsided Firing later.
by ipuSGDFV8OYURDEQWGB August 20, 2024
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