seeing-eye dog 

While giving yourself a retarded stranger your hand may need a little guidance or extra power. When aid is given by the prominant hand by grabbing the wrist a seeing-eye dog is being preformed.

While Joe was giving himself a retarded stranger his forearm began to cramp and he was forced to do a seeing-eye dog to finish.

seeing-eye dog by Duff McGee December 4, 2005

emergency eyes 

Eyes of desperate homosexuals searching for sexual validation.

Check out that queen's emergency eyes in the steam room.

emergency eyes by sadisfied February 17, 2006

Lazy eye Surprise 

when your fucking a girl up, and not knowing she has lazy eye it goes to the side before your about to cum, and you loose all purpose of having sex with her, grab your clothes and leave

i thought this girl was going to be good until she gave me a lazy eye surprise.

Lazy eye Surprise by punjabiallahpraiser July 12, 2010

Crab Eye 

When a man wears jeans or pants that are too tight in the crotch area and the testicles are extenuated, one on each side of the crotch seam, thus visually protruding like crab eyes.

That guy's jeans were so tight he had crab eye every time he moved his legs.

Crab Eye by GatorZap January 22, 2014

Eye of the Whigger

This phrase is a parody of the popular 1980's Pop song "Eye of the Tiger" by the group Survivor.

The phrase refers to the real or perceived propensity of a whigger toward violence and/or how his facial expression(s)/mannerism convey this suspicion/reality.

Yo...don't fuck with Mark, son...He's got the eye of the whigger!"

Eye of the Whigger by WillHigh April 27, 2008

Eye sock 

Originating in county jails where the lights are not completely turned off at night, inmates have been known to create make shift sleep masks out of socks, thus resulting in something called an eye sock.

Man it's bright as hell in here! Who the fuck took my eye sock!?

Eye sock by cgreyrun November 14, 2011

eye weaves

Eyes Weaves are the long ass, ridiculous fake eyelashes young girls and some women glue to their eyes in a horrible attempt to look like an IG model.

Man she has some pretty eyelashes.
Dude they are not real they are Eye Weaves.

eye weaves by B-More Damiano January 11, 2017