Walking the dog

beatin off, masturbating

"Hey mike i gotta call u back, i'm about to go walking the dog."

by Seriyon November 29, 2006

walk the dog

To take a piss.

Hey, I'll see you in a minute, I need to go and walk the dog.

by Dick Splash September 13, 2003

wash the dog

a lesbian golden shower

wash the dog: I was SHOCKED when I walked in on Elizabeth and Brianne washing the dog...

by AS from Toronto September 10, 2008

salty dog

An individal seasoned by their experience who does unscrupulous things.

When the sherif walked onto the crime scene and looked upon the masacre he expressed:

"This is the work of a salty dog, they ain't no squirrely amatures."

by Michael Burt January 19, 2007

THAT Fucking Dog

More popularly identified as Triumph The Insult Comic Dog from Conan O'Brien, THAT Fucking Dog (TFD) certainly knows how to work an audience. Surely, you've heard his wise jocularity in regards to how often he schools MBNA employees, such as Bailey aka Shrek. UNDERAGE BEEE-SEAN!

TFD Often utters the line, "What kind of legs does she have?" Promptly, S.B. becomes excited, but knows he's inferior to Dusty and the rest of Citibank employees' 7.5 inch cocks.

by Marly Sauble August 15, 2005

Prarie Dogging

When your shit is poking out of your ass a little bit before you make it to the bathroom

Jack: Damn I need to get to the bathroom quickly im prarie dogging

by LaLa8 November 27, 2009

dog in the ass

Dog in the ass means when you go to sleep in a junkyard and wake up with a dog nestled in your colon.

Quite uncomfortable.

When Fred woke up in the junkyard he had a dog in the ass.

He had to coax it out with meaty bones and a dog biscuit.

by scodder May 4, 2010