goofy bear

someone or something who is forgetful; is extremely dumb and potentially has a mullet

You're such a silly goofy bear !!!!

by renmare February 6, 2024

Care Bears

Way to say "Winnie the Pooh" and "My Little Pony" in one term.

Guy 1: Oh look! I found my two favorite Care Bears just lying around over there!

Guy 2: Uh, aren't those characters called Winnie the Pooh and Princess Celestia?

Guy 1: I'LL CALL THEM WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!

by TiggerCelestia06 December 15, 2019

Teddy Bear

A cuddly gay man who is very hairy, usually during sexual acts. Teddy bear/bear is mostly used as a pornography category.

Josh: What’s the best sex you’ve had before?

Kyle: I once had gay intercourse with a hairy teddy bear

Josh: Nice broooo

by Bltchsisgottea December 27, 2019

Canines And Felines Only Eat Are Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

Canines And Felines Only Eat Are Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

Canines And Felines Only Eat Are Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Honey Bear

The prettiest girl in the entire world and best girlfriend. She is caring and attentive. She is hardworking and loves to laugh. She has a pretty smile and even prettier eyes.

You see her over there? That’s my Honey Bear.

by Anonymousmannumber3 September 25, 2023

bear pinches

When someone with small tits refuses the title "mosquito bites" they use bear pinches. Which is unreasonable.

Sally says she has bear pinches.

by nickymacG November 13, 2016

Mattress Bearing Bitch

A girl that has a lot of sex. Hooker. Lady of the night. Slut.

Guy 1: Wow look at that girl, she looks so hot in that short skirt with the fuck-me pumps on. I want to go get her number.
Guy 2: Stay away man, can't you tell she's a "Mattress Bearing Bitch"! If you get jiggy wit it she gonna give you the gift that keeps on givin. Your crank is will end up looking like a piece of coral and fall off.

by Ron Damint July 13, 2017