50 shades of May

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.

2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".

"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"

Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.

by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019

Gote muh mai aagaye

When you are sitting in a auto rickshaw and you can't feel your wallet between your negligible butt cheeks and rock hard wooden seat

Ajj Papa ne cigrette pite pakad liya mere toh gote muh mai aagaye

by Desification_ April 4, 2025

May 26th

If you were born on May 26th it means your insantly a boujie baddie grr

X: Whens your birthday?
y: May 26th
X: Oh so your a boujie baddie grr

by boujie grr June 18, 2022

Tayah-mai

Amazing and special...keep them they are good and loyal best friend!They can be very funny.And they are very beautiful !

Sombody: Hey Tayah-mai your awesome and I’m glad your my only best bestie

by Bengi April 24, 2021

May 13

National send a titty pic day

Bf:hey you know what day it is
Gf: what?
Bf: may 13,national send a titty pic day
Gf: okay here you go

by Urbantry May 12, 2022

May 24

NATIONAL EAT A BOWL OF RIGATONI DAY!!!!!

Save the date for 5/24/2021

hot people eat a bowl of rigatoni on this day

Do you know what day May 24 is?
no...
ITS NATIONAL EAT A BOWL OF RIGATONI DAY
OH YEAH I HEARD ABOUT THAT

by tig bit dick May 24, 2021

May 27th

Kiss a girl named lexi day

“Today is may 27th, did you make sure to kiss lexi today?”

by Lexi's boyfriend😁 May 18, 2022