Dirty CPAP

A sexual position where the nose is placed into the vagina and a deep in-breath is taken.

"Imma give my man a dirty cpap tonight."

by your_nightstand_water_glass February 19, 2018

Dirty Rainbow

When you shit across the bottom of someone's windshield, so that when they turn on their windshield wipers, a glorious rainbow of shit is painted behind the wipers.

Pat: Hey why does John look so pissed all of a sudden?
Sam: Oh I gave him a dirty rainbow
Pat: Wow that's so wizard

by FriedGreenEggs February 12, 2017

Dirty Blair

When eating out your spouse after ejaculating in them, usually followed by vomiting.

She was still keen so I gave her a dirty Blair after smashing her box in.

by Hpatps March 28, 2020

Dirty Abriana

When you are the most amazing goddess of all, but still are a crazy freak.

If you can bed a Dirty Abriana you are a lucky guy.

by MotherNaturesHomie April 3, 2020

Dirty Stephi

Get on the couch and tell him to sit back and enjoy the show. Only, it's not the TV he'll be viewing... it's you. With him in a seated position, straddle him, then place his hands on your hips to keep you secure, and lean all the way back so that your head is down by his feet. You can put your hands on the floor for extra support, then rest your feet on the back of the couch while he moves in and out.

Her body was completely exposed to me, giving me an incredibly erotic view as we did the Dirty Stephi.

by Hippie In Heels April 15, 2020

dirty god

someone who has a god complex, who pulls out, or attempts to pull out but says "oh, god" when he ejaculates prematurely.

Hey, I heard that brain pulled a dirty god on you last night.

by -CHEEESE-KAKE- April 17, 2020

Dirty Crawford

A dirty Crawford is when you first a girl in her arse and vagina at the same time and pull out her organs and eat them.

I pulled a dirty Crawford on josh’s mum last night, she taste so good

by Diggy77 April 18, 2020