zombie status

zombie status is the state of mind when you are so tired but yet you have to be awake either to work or for school.

dude1: hey do you work today?
dude2: yeah it sucks, i work tonight. im working while on zombie status.
dude1: wow that sucks. good luck with that.
dude2: i hope i dont fall asleep, i need this job.

by military dude June 6, 2010

Xany Zombie

One who is mentally slow due to excessive consumption of xanax.

"Is that guy retarded?" "No, he is just a xany zombie."

by kushman5000 March 30, 2009

Zombiepac

After P.Diddy's assassination of Tupac, the fallen Tupac was reborn as Zombiepac. Zomebiepac has been responsible for most of the Tupac music, and movies, and books that have come out in the time since his passing. As well, due to Zombiepacs personal vendetta against P.Diddy for his slaying, and Zombiepac's unusual allergy to Cristal P.Diddy is always keeps a fridge full, and a flask full in his brest pocket.

Zombiepac doesn't have the heart and soul that Tupac had... of course, that's cause his soul no longer resides in his body, and his heart rotter away years ago.

by Sly O.D. February 9, 2007

bass zombie

1. The concert-goer (usually to EDM concerts) who stands as close to the bass speakers as they can.
2. Someone who loves the fuck outta music with phat bass and listens to it as loud as possible without damaging their eardrums.

"So Chris and I were at a concert the other day and we saw a bunch of bass zombies over at the speakers. Insane."

by LaggyCrow April 5, 2015

zombie reagan

A more preferrable choice to any Republican in the primaries.

Fred dropped out; so I'd rather vote for Zombie Reagan than Huckabee or McCain!

by lorien1973 January 26, 2008

Zombie Joint

A Joint of Marijuana that consists entirely of weed that has been previously vaporized. It is as though the weed has been brought back from the dead in order to fuck your shit up.

Mick: I just vaped like an Oz...
Sam: Yo, lets roll that shit up in a Zombie Joint.

by SerialCereal May 18, 2011

zombie jesus

An exclamation of surpise or shock originating on Matt Groening's 'Futurama' animated TV show as a futuristic equivalent of the modern usage of 'Jesus Christ' as an exclamation. Usually preceded by the words 'sweet' or 'holy'.

"Sweet zombie Jesus!"

by Christopher Reynolds May 15, 2005