Catching your dick in the zipper

When drivers try to merge onto the highway zipper-style and the vehicles both on the merge ramp and in the lane of travel come to a complete stop.

You were nearly to work on time but you got hung up CATCHING YOUR DICK IN THE ZIPPER BECAUSE NOBODY ON 422 CAN FUCKING DRIVE!!!

by #Fired December 17, 2019

zippity do da

Equal to zero.

"How many times did Kelly mention my name?" -Zack
"Zip. Zero. Zilch. Zippity do da!" -Screech

by MischiefMaker January 16, 2004

zippy

another word for scooter fairly new word on the scooter scene

me: hey kid that one slick zippy

zippy owner: thanks

by adrian o. February 23, 2011

Zipper Sex

To have sex without even being naked…

Could be oral or penetrating sex…

Just opening the zipper and that's it

last Shaana and me had zipper sex… i even did not see her naked…

I did zipper sex to Joe in the movies… (a bj in the movies lol)

by Rumentino September 1, 2011

zippo

1. Zero. Nothing, nada, zilch.

The score is ten to zippo.

by 5'11"racer November 11, 2006

Zipper Solo

1.) A musical breakdown player completely on a pants zipper or fly. Originally devised by Kevin Cardinale.

2.) A clever way to piss off a pissant town in the northern New York region.

1.) The only way this song could be any better is if there were a zipper solo!

2.) He played a zipper solo, and now the town of West Port is chasing him with pitchforks and torches.

by Cuz Kev September 1, 2005

zipper merge

When the entering cars merge one by one into each space between the cars already on the road, like the notches on a zipper.

First used by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show on 8/25/10.

Jon Stewart: The hallmark of civilization is the every other car merge - the zipper merge - at tunnels.

by selenology September 6, 2010